Hi I'm Intelli 👋

Aliases

• NotIntelli
• 6sn

Contact

• Discord @ Intelli#1228
• Email (Not gonna give you my email rn frfr)

I do programming and stuff, well most of the time

Entire life lore

• Java 🤙 (most fluent)
• C++ 🤞 (ok-ish)
• Python 💩😬💀😨🥶🤮📉 (biggest regret)
• JavaScript 💖 (most enjoyed)
• C# 🙄(f****** ripoff come up with your own ideas morons)
• TypeScript 💖💖 (better js, wait its developed by Microsoft 👀)
• Go 🤯 (they tried to fix C++ and kinda did)
• Rust 👍 (still learning)
• Ruby 🤯 (how did they already think of #find_father() and implement it)
• Haskell 💪 (chad language)
• Fortran / COBOL / Pascal 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Random buzzwords Code that I have idiomatically copy pasted and used

• Github / Git
• Deno / Node.js
• Vue.js / Alpine.js (I didn't like React btw)
• Oak / Express / Netty
• Redis / MongoDB
• Discord.js / JDA
• Bukkit and quite literally everything Minecraft

Other hobbies

• Chess
• Minecraft
• Reading Wikipedia (and paper + ink blocks books)
• Table Tennis
• < 18 Organ harvesting 😎 haha jkjk what did you think I actu

WhY YoU sHouLD hIrE mE

Pros

• You get me to work for you 👍
• You don't have to feel bad about having so much money 🤙
• I AM SPEED 🏎
• You get to say that I'm in your team 😎
• Yes 👍

Cons

• WILL convince you to completely redo your codebase
• Obsessed with writing clean code
• Often fights with the code formatter
• Finds writing verbose Java calming
• Likes one-liners